By Gus Krieger
Directed by Drina Durazo

On the border of Iraq and Iran, United States Army Colonel Ulysses Simpson Armadillo has been biding his time. With the help of his trusty Executive Officer Buckley Dunham, the Colonel searches tirelessly for the native insurgents who, years ago, murdered his beloved wife. A jetblack comedy satirizing the nature of revenge, the danger of personal agendas, and the elusive pursuit of closure, this WORLD PREMIERE teaches the hard lesson that war is easy; occupation is hell.

Opens June 17

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